I have been reading up on Einstein's General Theory of Relativity. I just cannot wrap my mind around the fact that most humans have not figured out, or accepted that absolute time does not exist. I am not sure of other breeds, but I know that Chihuahua's possess the ability to experience time in its many different forms and avenues.
I am also lower to the ground, so time moves much slower for me due to gravitational forces. I have calculated that an average peanut butter chewy takes me about four hours to eat, whereas it would only take a human about four minutes to eat. Now, I know there are other mitigating factors to pay attention to (like why My Nemesis continues to steal my chewies), but let's focus on time, and time only, that's what you humans are best at anyway right?
I always wondered why humans cannot understand why when they arrive I am astonished at how long they have been gone. It really has been 4 excruciating months. Think Dog Years people.
Actually, just think of time as anything but an absolute. As long as I have lived I have afforded myself this luxury and I rarely feel stressed, and I often think of what possibilities might exist out there deep beyond in galaxies that you humans are too wrapped up in time to imagine. As the universe has continues to expand, I go along with it, and am a much happier puppy because of it.
I am also lower to the ground, so time moves much slower for me due to gravitational forces. I have calculated that an average peanut butter chewy takes me about four hours to eat, whereas it would only take a human about four minutes to eat. Now, I know there are other mitigating factors to pay attention to (like why My Nemesis continues to steal my chewies), but let's focus on time, and time only, that's what you humans are best at anyway right?
I always wondered why humans cannot understand why when they arrive I am astonished at how long they have been gone. It really has been 4 excruciating months. Think Dog Years people.
Actually, just think of time as anything but an absolute. As long as I have lived I have afforded myself this luxury and I rarely feel stressed, and I often think of what possibilities might exist out there deep beyond in galaxies that you humans are too wrapped up in time to imagine. As the universe has continues to expand, I go along with it, and am a much happier puppy because of it.
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