The weekend has been a success. I spent a lot of it writing and editing my new mystery novel. I have been struggling, the plot line seems generic, although originality is rare in our present society. I enjoyed a crisp salad from Rosebud on Saturday night that my Master left out for me. Anytime food is left in this container with rare contents in it, it is known to everyone that the contents are mine. It always baffles me when other parties are angry with me for eating the contents that they do not want.
Anyway, in other news, my Nemesis tried to win over my affections by buying me pig strips. It was a nice attempt, but I hope he realizes that I only eat things that are simple to lick and make soggy enough to take down in less than ten minutes. Licking an object for more than ten minutes is a waste of my time. Licking salty feet are the only exception to this rule. He did win some points with the treats he bought me. I do not blame him for his poor taste, the insolent old fool.
I was lucky enough to try the greasy french fries from Five Guys dipped in creamy chocolate with chunks of peanut butter ice cream from Oberweiss. The combination was every flavor I most desire. I must now return to writing my novel. Deadline is coming up soon I fear.
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