I was trying to sleep, as usual licking the sheets when I toss and turn, because it calms me and lets me get control of my thoughts ( I often hear complaints about this being that the radius that I lick can be quite large, but I do not see how anything could clean more than my saliva). I was having some profound thoughts, especially about my current neighborhood.
Everybody says that Logan Square is full of hipsters. I do not see this as much as I see Polish people that are atrocious at driving. There are so many Taquerias that you cannot throw a rock and miss one, but I feel an absence of the true nature of my homeland in these parts. As far as tail goes around here, well I have seen a few lookers but nothing to make me stop, except a pack of Pomeranians that were skirting around the other day, and only because of my desire to have several women in my life.
Every time I leave to go to other neighborhoods such as Wicker Park, which certain parties claim don't have as much hipsters ( I disagree with this notion) I am glad to return to Logan Square. My neighborhood does not boast all of the trendiness and glam that people flock to Wicker Park for, but it is laid back, there are more trees, and trees with leaves on them and trunks that are thicker than my 10 lb body. I am more of a Logan Square kind of dog, it fits me well. I am home.
If anyone else feel like they are giving up all of their love for their neighborhood, please feel free to post. If I ever see you, I may give you a penny for your thoughts, or a licking.
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