I do not frequent the CTA, and when I do unfortunately it is on the blue line. I have a 2010 335d Sedan BMW in a platinum gray metallic, but it is currently being worked on in the shop. So this forced me to take the dreaded train as I had to go visit my cousin about the housing trust we are working on.
Being a furry creature, and small, I tend to be unnoticed on the train. But I do notice all of you other disgusting creatures, some of you who will not even budge over on your seat when the train is entirely full of people, forcing me to stand on my four strong and supple legs.
The main point I would like to address here is that we all have to share this vehicle of germs, ungodly smells and scents (pungunt puke and your awful choices of cologne/perfume, whatever happened to the simple smell of dirty socks?) So when you people sneeze, could you please sneeze into your fur, not in your paw?
When you sneeze into your paw you will not get rid of your germs. Rather, you will spread them evenly with your unfurry paws on door knobs and other dirty objects that you touch as you go about your day. I know all the specifications about this, I can sneeze on all of you because I cannot hold my paw up to my mouth and cover it (or at least that is what you think), and it is one of my best defense mechanisms.
I know there is nothing better than the delight of spraying your wet snot and salivia into someone else's shocked face, or leaving your waste and excrement in public, trust me. I am a ten lb chihuahua though, and I am granted the right to do otherwise disgusting acts because my charming good looks make up for it. Your looks do not, you nasty larger than life human beings.
I completely understand. Sophistication is under appreciated.
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