Enough said. I achieved the five lb gain that most of you humans gain from the holidays. I traveled to Wisconsin and stayed with my Uncle Matt in his cold ice box. He left my food out so I was able to eat most of it in one night. This caused unsatisfactory conditions for my bladder, but luckily Uncle Matt was nice enough to leave a curtain in which I could slip into a separate area of the house and relieve myself.
I must boast that i received the most presents out of everyone including My Master. Among these treasures was a new tuxedo. I will wear it out for New Year's Eve to impress the ladies, not like I have to try hard to do that.
My holiday was successful, sleeping, turkey, and perch life. I look forward to my New Year's Eve plans. I am ready for the year 2011.
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