1.) To lick feet on a daily basis, to expand my clientele of lickees. I do not discriminate.
2.) To fine tune details of my plan of ruling the world, starting with running for Mayor of Chicago.
3.) Drop the 5 lbs I gained over Christmas, I am joining a cross-fit gym.
4.) Ride the train less often (once was enough, I own a Bentley Limo, why am I subjected to ride with you other lower caste members of society).
5.) Finish my mystery novel.
6.) Write more screenplays of the horror genre.
7.) Sleep with at least 20 different ladies, I want to beat my 2010 record.
8.) To grow a white beard, it is in it's beginning stages.
9.) Find a way to bite My Nemesis's forehead and make it bleed.
10.) To make the ladies drool and men jealous of my crunk cup.
No comments:
Post a Comment