Many men envy what power I have over women. I am always the man at the party everyone else wants to be. I always have bunches of women circled around me admiring my handsome figure and my good disposition. I can get any girl in the sack that I want. Rich, poor, tall, short, red hair, brunette, big back side, supple front side, if they are drunk all the easier, but sober works as well, it does not matter. I can have them all.
To all you sorry human beings, you may be in luck. Discouraged, pitiful, ape like, clueless human being men, I am working with my manager to set up a work shop to teach men some of my secrets. You will obtain the power to be a diamond in the rough, like myself. Classes will start at 20,000 per class. My techniques do not come cheap, and they require diligence and fierce attention to detail. My scent of socks and pan fish does not come easy.
I guarantee results to a certain degree, but I can not guarantee that women will find you as irresistible as I. My scent, handsome fur, striking brown eyes, sharp tongue, and full lips are enough to drive women mad.
Contact my cousin/ manager Pedro for further inquires.
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